asianna fernandez

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money